Ocean blue, what have I done to you?

Internet is fucked up, connection is fucked up. Everything seems screwed to me today, seems like everything and everyone is dissing me off. Here I am, idling away at my work counter, with no one to keep my life entertained, just me and this goddamn fucking internet. My apologies for all the vulgarities, I need to spit it all out, or else I think I might just go insane. Wait, am I even sane right now? The hell with it.